51 People So Ridiculously Entitled, I'm Surprised They've Made It This Far In Life Without Being Brought Back Down To Earth

If you can't read the above, here are some of the "promises" this bridezilla is asking her bridesmaids to make:

"I WILL remain my current svelte self (although I may tone up a little more) because gaining more than 7lbs may make me look plump in the photos."
"I WILL take full advantage of the fact that there will be a professional stylist" and will "not make any major hair changes." (If a bridesmaid wants to make a change, she should send the bride a sample photo first along with "ideas about wigs or hair extensions" to prevent the bride "from having a hissy fit on the day.")
"I WILL avoid having unsafe sex … three months prior to the wedding" because God forbid a bridesmaid gets pregnant and makes the wedding photos with groomsmen "look lopsided." If you do get pregnant, the bride will beat your (pregnant) ass.
And finally: "I WILL not attempt to outdo the bride in any way because I value my life!"