People Shared The Pettiest Reasons They Lost Interest In Someone, And Now I Understand Why Everyone's Single

Recently, Reddit user Umbrosyx asked a very Seinfeldian question: "What’s the pettiest reason you’ve lost interest in someone?"

People had A LOT to say, and answers poured in. Here are some of the pettiest, funniest, and most absurd replies.

1. "She ate the centers of two Cinnabons that were supposed to be shared among a group of five people because 'it’s the best part.' I knew immediately that she was a selfish person who didn’t think of anyone else but herself."

2. "I did something nice, and she just said, 'as you should.'"

—LawNormal103

3. "I found out he had the same birthday as me. It was an instant no."

4. "I didn’t like the clicking sound of his dress shoes. It sounded like a woman. It turned me off."

—itsnikki39

5. "They said, 'Cowabunga!' on a roller coaster."

6. "I'm not sure if this is petty, but I felt like he was trying to put me on a reward system like a dog. Bro said, 'Next week, I’ll get you three presents.' I said that was unnecessary, and he said, 'I’ll get you more if you’re on good behavior.' He didn’t elaborate on what the good behavior was. Frankly, I thought it was wild that a man I just met was putting himself in a position above me as the one who decides right or wrong. I never saw him again. I’ll buy my own shit and not hold it over my head, thanks."

—opinionatedOptimist

7. "She played Mariah Carey albums too much."

8. "She smelled like soup. I'm serious. Nobody understood why I laughed so hard when Mike Myers used that line in a movie, but this girl smelled like soup. I couldn't get past it."

—SeniorTailor1127

9. "He had a large, smelly dog, so his car and house smelled."

10. "He said 'poop' instead of 'shit' as a curse word. It felt like I was dating a child."

—QueenoftheVoid

11. "She pulled her socks off and had black lint between her toes. I know they were probably new socks, but I just couldn’t. I told her I was too tired, rolled over, and went to sleep."

12. "He used the wrong words when trying to sound smart. For example, he said precocious when he meant precarious."

—anonymouscog

13. "Their favorite artist was Kanye West."

14. "He left the bathroom, walked towards me, and did a little wiggle before passing gas. Like, why wiggle with it? And leave the bathroom? To come towards me? To do that????"

—mvcklemore

15. "Being a Trump supporter."

16. "Country music! I just can’t. Every time I went to her place, she had it on."

—Downtown-Raccoon7813

17. "After sex, he said he was thirsty, so he chugged an entire bottle of root beer, butt-naked in front of me. I don't know why, but that genuinely disgusted me."

18. "He was boring and had no opinion on anything — not even a favorite musician!"

—PeterPunksNip

19. "She put MOUNTAINS of ketchup on her burger."

20. "She got in my car, immediately turned my music off, and told me she didn't want to listen to music. Fuck off! It's my car!"

—Infernal_the_Shadow

21. "She said 'vahka' instead of 'vodka' and 'brefes' instead of 'breakfast.'"

22. "This guy took me on a date to the movies. It was a comedy, and he had the loudest, most obnoxious laugh I’d ever heard. I could barely make it through the movie. I found an excuse not to go on a second date."

—Dashboard-Jeebus

23. And finally, "He pulled his pants up too high. Borderline Urkel. We were in college and WAY too young to dress dorky."

What is the pettiest reason you stopped being romantically interested in someone? Tell us in the comments or the anonymous form below!

Some responses have been edited for length and clarity.